Here are a few more funny short stories that I have heard or been part of.
Joining day in a company
There is a company that has multiple buildings in Noida. The main building is the biggest and looks quite impressive. But since all the buildings belong to the same company, they all have the same facilities.
Guy after getting selected by that company left the main building to the other building where his department was allocated. While leaving, this is what happened.
Gatekeeper: laughingly, so, you must be going to that boat (small building). This is a ship!
Selected Employee: What boat? This building and that building have the same captain. Apart from size, everything is the same. Why do you care? You hardly enter the building, always stay at the gate, whether it is this ship or that boat.
A job interview
A guy went to give an interview. During the interview, this was the conversation.
Interviewer: So you like cricket. Tell me, how many umpires are there in a Cricket match?
Job seeker: There are 3 umpires.
3 is the right answer.
Interviewer: No, there are 4 umpires.
Job seeker: Then there must be 4 umpires.
Interviewer: I was lying, there are 3 umpires.
Job seeker: Then the answer must be 3 umpires.
Interviewer: What 3, 4? Pick one answer.
Job seeker: I know that there are 3 umpires. But if you say there are 4, then there must be 4 umpires.
Job seeker was willing to say yes to anything to get the job. Then there were questions and answers about movies.
Interviewer: So, which was the last movie, you saw?
Job seeker: Inception.
Interviewer: What did you learn from the movie?
Job seeker: It was difficult to learn from that movie, as it was difficult to understand. I watched it later like 3 more times. Even after that, I struggle to understand it.
Interviewer: Okay, which was the last Hindi movie, you saw?
Job seeker: Dabangg.
Interviewer: What did you learn from it?
Job seeker: There was nothing to learn, it was a completely entertainment movie.
Interviewer: This has become a funny interview, right?
Job seeker: Smile a little!
Good Morning
A team leader said “Good Morning”, to his team members. One of the team members looked at his watch, it was past noon, then replied “Good Afternoon”. Then the team leader tried to fix it by smiling a little and saying ”I was checking you”.
Talking Over the Phone
Two employees were sitting next to each other. Instead of directly talking to each other, they were talking to each other over the phone. LOL!